1. Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money
We all know about this one. It is the rea­son you never see a really hot woman rid­ing the bus or stand­ing in line at the local soup kitchen. Nearly every bad event in your life will usu­ally be fol­lowed by los­ing your girl­friend. Wreck your car? Lose your house? Expect to get “the call”.

2. They know within the first two min­utes whether or not they are going to sleep with you
I am not exactly sure what it is, hell, not even our great­est sci­en­tific minds can fig­ure this one out, but every woman you meet judges you on the first two min­utes. She imme­di­ately knows whether or not you will be hit­ting the skins later on that night, or ever for that mat­ter. It is strange how this works, but if you cor­ner a woman who has already decided not to sleep with you, she will admit to it.

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1. Inter­stel­lar Bounty Hunter
While it is true that bounty hunters do not usu­ally get wook­ies, there are plenty of other perks to this job. You get to fly through space at insane rates of speed hunt­ing down strange alien crim­i­nals and bitch slap­ping Jedis. Now tell me, in what other pro­fes­sion would you be allowed to bitch slap a Jedi?

2. Evil Super Vil­lain
We all know you get the cas­tle and cool toys, as well as the ever pop­u­lar laugh­ing man­i­cally thing, but what I did not men­tion before is that you also get to be infa­mous. If the great Chevy Chase taught us any­thing, it is that being infa­mous is ten times bet­ter than being famous.

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1. “You could stand to lose a lit­tle weight.”
This is the num­ber one rea­son most men get stabbed by their sig­nif­i­cant oth­ers. A woman and her weight are not to be taken lightly, no pun intended. Only a fool will put in his two cents on this sub­ject. It is a good way to ensure that you will never see that pussy again.

2. “Yes, I did kill your cat”
Even if it was an acci­dent, you must lie to the death. If it was on pur­pose it is a good idea to keep that lie going even after death. If you ever find your­self with a dead cat on your hands, remem­ber these three words; “hide the body”.

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1. You need a cas­tle
Prefer­ably one in the moun­tains of some remote east­ern Euro­pean coun­try. When shop­ping for a good strong­hold, always remem­ber to look for proper dun­geon space, good schools, and a self destruct option. A skull on the exte­rior announc­ing your evil­ness to all vis­i­tors is opti­mal. Make sure you opt for full cov­er­age home­own­ers insur­ance, as the self destruc­tion option will inevitably be put to use at some time dur­ing your career.

2. You need an army of nin­jas
A lot of vil­lains over­look this. You must be able to back up your demands with good old fash­ioned ass kicking’s, the kind of ass kicking’s that can only be deliv­ered by rov­ing gangs of rogue nin­jas. Make sure you do not hire nin­jas with­out rep­utable ref­er­ences, as most nin­jas on the mar­ket nowa­days are just out of work pirates in black costumes.

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Bue­nas Tardes amigos,

Les debo una gran dis­culpa, tengo un mes desa­pare­cido de por acá. Y es que vaya cam­bios que mi vida ha tenido, gra­cias a Dios todo ya comienza a esta­bi­lizarse, y mucho mejor que antes, los cam­bios como siem­pre, son para bien aunque nos sacu­dan las estruc­turas que hemos hecho.

Bueno cumpliendo con la promesa pero con un poco de retraso ten­emos nuevo header y así será cada mes. Quiero dar la bien­venida a una posi­ble can­ti­dad de nuevos lec­tores, mis alum­nos. Alum­nos míos, Bien­venidos al Lounge, los invito a comen­tar y participar!!.

Ade­mas ten­emos “nuevo” logo. Esto es para darle la bien­venida a mi más reciente proyecto (resul­tado de los cam­bios en mi vida)… Creix­ems Web Stu­dio, los invito a que vis­iten el sitio, que es primo de éste, y me hagan sus comentarios.

Bien ten­emos que poner esto al día sres, a mis ami­gos autores, muchas gra­cias por cubrir mi falta estos días, pero el momento de empezar a llenar esto es ahora. Así que espero artícu­los, com­ple­tos y buenos, como los que saben hacer!! (Felic­ita­ciones Fresa por el de Linux).

El último que puse lo encon­tré en la web y lo con­sidero uno de los artícu­los más gra­ciosos que haya leído en mucho tiempo.

Final­mente les comento que a lo largo de los próx­i­mos posts estaré hablando sobre mi última adquisi­ción lit­er­aria: La Bilia del Dis­eñador Dig­i­tal. Un libro muy com­pleto que rec­coge el pro­ceso de dis­eño dig­i­tal tanto para impre­sos como para web, se ve una lec­tura refres­cante y llena de conocimiento.

Hasta la próxima!